WORKBENCH
- 01Stoned Alien 75 — Theme
- 02I Bitch Slapped Judge Judy
- 03Indentured Servant
The finished films, screened on the workbench — the anthem, the comedy, and the heavy one. Tap one for sound.
Song Films
The full shelf — films, music videos, promos, and YouTube links, plugged in from one manifest. New entries appear here as they arrive.
GEAR TALK
- 01Clapton Strat — workhorse
- 02SG — devil horns
- 03Les Paul — the recorder
The instruments behind the noise, tagged and inventoried like they just came off the truck. Every guitar's getting its own write-up — stories, scars, and all.
Guitar Gallery
MAKING-OF
- 01Art, the apprentice — in-house painter
- 02The magazine line — archived free
- 03The voices — built, not bought
How the sausage gets made. The magazines are painted in-house by an apprentice AI trained on the StonedAlien75 style — 218 images deep — and every issue lands on the Internet Archive, free forever. No outsourcing, no shortcuts.
Art, the apprentice
A LoRA brain trained on the house style. Covers roll out of the in-house pipeline on the studio machine — the first test run is painting as we speak.
Overnight batch — 2026-10-08: 24 fresh pieces below.
